“Say Cheese”

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“That’s what i call a hole in one”

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INSPIRATION #1

“Taste The Rainbow”

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Hello friends,

Welcome to How Did Arnold Kill You.com.

This site is a simple tumblr blog that provides you, the reader, with a potential Arnold Schwarzenegger one liner (in both written and terrible audio impersonation formats) and asks you to determine how Arnold killed you based on that one liner.

So for example, if the one liner is: “Twinkle, twinkle little star” then you might answer with things like:

• Arnold bashed my head in with a telescope
• Arnold threw me off the roof of a planetarium
• Arnold blew up the helicopter I was riding in and the sight of my destroyed, exploding transport looked vaguely like a galaxy
• Arnold picked me up and threw me into the cosmos, where I collided with an actual celestial body
• Arnold slammed me over the head with his Hollywood walk-of-fame star
• Arnold beat me over the head with Warwick Davis, who is arguably the most well known “little” star of all time

See how it works?

The more creative you are, the better.

So there you have it, check back often and let us know how Arnold killed you.